Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.