You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!