Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.