The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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