Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.