The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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