Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.