Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo mama is so skinny...
she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.