Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.