The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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