Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.