The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, dad
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, stupid, insulting
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, insulting, food
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, work, kids, catholic
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, insulting
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Vote: has 60.11 % from 92 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, insulting
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Vote: has 59.93 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, game, fat
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Vote: has 59.80 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, stupid, Facebook, insulting