Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.