Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.