Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.