Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.