The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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