Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.