The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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