Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.