Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.