Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!