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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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