The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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