Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!