The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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