Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.