The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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