Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo Mama so old...
She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.