The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
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