The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
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