Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo momma so old...
She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.