The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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