Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.