Yo momma's so fat...
To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."