The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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