Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.