Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!