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Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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