Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.