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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
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Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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