Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Vote:
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.