Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.