The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Vote: has 78.73 % from 564 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 78.47 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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