Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.