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Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
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I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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