Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.