The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
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