Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.