Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.