Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo Mama so old...
She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.