Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".