Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.