The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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