Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!