The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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