Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.