The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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