Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.