Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."