The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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