Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma so poor...
She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.