Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.