Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!