The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 77.10 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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has 77.05 % from 587 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.96 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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has 76.65 % from 736 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 76.51 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 76.45 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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has 76.16 % from 778 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.01 % from 570 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 75.98 % from 507 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 75.84 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
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