The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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