Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!