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Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
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Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
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