Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.