The best Yo mama jokes

"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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