Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.