Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.