The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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