Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Vote:
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."