Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.