The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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