Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!