The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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