Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.