Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."