Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.