"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.