The best Yo mama jokes

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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