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Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
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Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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