Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.