The best Yo mama jokes

YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
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