The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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