Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!