The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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