"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.