Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!