Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.