The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
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Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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