Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.