The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
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Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
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Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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