Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.