The best Yo mama jokes

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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