Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."