Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!