Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!