The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Vote: has 34.40 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

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What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Vote: has 33.76 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Vote: has 33.50 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
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