Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”