Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.