Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Your momma so fat...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.