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Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
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Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
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Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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