The best Yo mama jokes

"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
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Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
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Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
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Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
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