"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”