The best Yo mama jokes

"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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