"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.