Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.