Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo momma's so fat...
Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Your momma so fat...
I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.