Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk.
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped.
What's a tiger?
A stri-ped.
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
I'm not paying," said the duck.
"I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."
"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.
"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk.
"Getting here cost me my last scent."
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.