Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Q: What did the clock do when it was hungry?
A: It went back four seconds.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.