Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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Wipe your dick on the curtains.
As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."
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A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
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Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
The teacher asked Johnny, "What is sex?"
Johnny stood up and said: "Sex is a temptation caused my a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation"
The teacher stared at him and fainted.
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Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?"
Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course."
The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.