Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
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A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends?
A: An octopus.
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A lickalotopis
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)