Joke #12134

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.

Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.

I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.

Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.