You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
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Jenna, Jessica and ariana die.
They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud".
The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy.
Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?".
Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy.
Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?".
Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall.
Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?"
The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it!
You never know when you might need a nail.
Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.