Joke #13487

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.

Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...

Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."

Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!

Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!

On the day of my big job interview I woke up late. Frantically I threw on a suit. "OH NO!" I thought. "MY TIE! My Dad was out of town and wasn't there to help me, and for the life of me, I did not know how to tie a tie!" I grabbed a tie and ran out the door. "Excuse me sir," I said to the crossing guard, "I have an important job interview, can you please help me make this tie?!" "Sure," said the guard, "just lie down on this bench." Well if someone was going to help me I wasn't going to ask any questions. After he finished and the tie looked good I just had to ask why I had to lie down. "Well in my previous job I learned how to tie ties on other people when they were lying down." he replied. "What was your previous job?" I asked incredulously. "I ran a morgue." was the reply.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!