Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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At the gym:
Me: "What does this machine do?"
"Sir, that's a bench."
Me: "Perfect."
The only exercise I have done this month... is running out of money.
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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